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an evilcompany that became successful by thievery, bullshitting customers, keeping quality control OFF the table, and pulling unfair marketing schemes to leach money from people across the globe. continues to thrive off the rest of the population minus Mac users and uses its corporate power to control its market. Still has hardly made an effort to improve Windows since they know they have control over the market. They release new windows just to increase profit, and these "upgrades" are in effect just like looking through a different window at the same damn thing-a junk-piled OS.

the xbox 360 is their only tangible product. this device is possibly the worst excuse for a video game system. the only reason people buy it is for the selection of video games and exclusive games like halo that microsoft bought out.
*new xbox 360 4gb commercial*
Billy: "Wow that actually sounds like something i might buy from microsoft. they finally decided to really improve the 360. built in wifi, slimmer and runs quieter, sounds like a worthy game system."
Jesus: Now billy, you may think that at the moment, but you must discern that this is Satan tempting you. If you buy the reasonably priced 4g version, you will be trapped into buying a $130 hardrive if you want to play co-op in Halo Reach. This is deceiful trickery, because they knew they could have made their 4gb system work with Halo Reach, but decided not to. This microsoft you speak of is only out for profit, so do not let them lay their selfish tricks on you."
by rageagainstmicrosoft December 21, 2010
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A company that doesn't care if their product is good or not.

Ironically, the DOJ and 19 states sued Microsoft for illegally bundling Internet Explorer with Windows 98 and the DOJ still used IE. That's how Microsoft is.
Microsoft "Wow! This OS is amazing!"

Steve "Wow! This OS is crap!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 11, 2010
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Noun: describes the state of a severe reduction in size and state of readiness of the male member due to a severe reaction to an unpleasant looking female.

Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
I saw a girl last night that was so ugly she gave me an instant microsoft.

Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!
by Gary from Italy October 13, 2007
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A corporation bent on achieving world domination by brainwashing idiots into buying their abysmal computers.
Mac person: I have a life.

Microsoft person: I do not, as I spend all my time smacking my piece o' crap computer and screaming at the blue screen of death.
by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009
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the most god awful, pityful, annoying, irriating thing ever to exist. Hated by millions around the world this company strives to cause stress to everyone by CONSTANTLY creating errors and that cursed "blue screen of death". No matter what, they do everything in their power to screw people out of money so they can destroy their rivals, which someday will defeat them, god bless Mozilla - the Messiah of computers!...and then theres that FUCKING PAPER CLIP!
Microsoft has created a fatal error on your machine, it will now shut down...and error occured whilst windows tried to shut itself down...an error occured whilst trying to create the previous error...the blue screen of death will now appear...windows has created an error whilst trying to load the blue screen of death...NO ONE HEARS YOUR SCREAMS!...buy a MAC you prick!

Then there is the HATED paper clip. this thing will make you want to pull your lungs out through ur arsehole... need i say more!
by Alterz_the_almighty May 19, 2005
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satan, nuff said, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs too (apple isnt exempt)
who microsoft wants YOU to serve

wow, microsoft is satan, im switching to linux
by Knockout Ned January 10, 2006
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Nice Microsoft there Bill
by Still Floating September 19, 2010
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