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1.
Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"
Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again
by lore November 13, 2003
 
2.
microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth
I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness
by tom December 18, 2003
 
3.
The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.
Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!
by ASN(ail) July 06, 2009
 
4.
unusually small penis
I had to ditch that dude - he had microshaft
by Schizo319 March 29, 2006
 
5.
A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".
crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft
by luke riordan, nick brewin April 05, 2006