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Microshaftwork (-0.521)
Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"
Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again
by lore November 13, 2003
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microshaftsex (-1.547)
microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth
I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness
by tom December 18, 2003
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Microshaftsex (-0.205)
The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.
Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!
by ASN(ail) July 06, 2009
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Microshaftsex (-0.002)
unusually small penis
I had to ditch that dude - he had microshaft
by Schizo319 March 29, 2006
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micro-shaftsex (-0.036)
A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".
crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft
by luke riordan, nick brewin April 05, 2006
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