mfusticated 

To be in a hurry or panicing. Unusual word is spelt with a silent M

I'm not mfusticated! Stop being mfusticated!

mfusticated by alex taylor May 21, 2007

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.

'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*

fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Mysticated 

The combination of Mystified and Confused.

I was so mysticated by the succubus's pure beauty.

Mysticated by Tyrone Muffassa June 19, 2014

Musticate 

The accidental or purposeful chewing of ones own mustache.

I musticate every time I eat a sandwich

Musticate by Crew Jew September 9, 2011

The Masticated Pecan 

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

The Masticated Pecan by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

munticated 

When female chickens fuck up a paddock

The chickens have really munticated this paddock

munticated by Freddoze June 17, 2016