Meterlate

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A measurement of the delay or discrepancy between a scheduled time and the actual time something occurs. It represents the whimsical span of moments that pass when you find yourself caught in a delightful daydream, losing track of time.

Meterlate: /ˈmi tərleɪt/
・"Mee" (rhyming with "be")
・"ter" (rhyming with "her")
・"late" (rhyming with "eight")

"I had a meterlate of ten minutes before the train arrived, during which I indulged in a reverie where I envisioned myself exploring the enchanted forest that unfolded just beyond the railway."

Meterlate by unethicalNerd August 15, 2023

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methylated grill

A term denoting the very visible damage to dentition inevitably caused by long term crystal meth use and which is usually accompanied by unnatural weight loss/muscular wasting and an acne-mottled and/or pasty complexion. The unattractive smile typically displayed by a skelatrix.

Marcus: "Hey He Man, check out your arch rival standing there at the edge of the bar." Bob: "you mean the skinny girl over there with the big hair?" Marcus: "Yeah, that's what's her name. . . Parish Chilton . . with the methylated grill.

Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I'm . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"

methylated grill by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

Related Words

Meterlate • MeterBeater • Masterlate • Medertated • Methalated • methylated grill • muterate • mater bater • meter made

Methalated

To be completely high on CrystalMeth.

Dane: Are you methalated or what?

Will: Yeah, I smoked way too much crack this morning..

Methalated by Taylor sq January 16, 2008

Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

Masterlate by CCdiemond September 13, 2014

MeterBeater

It beats the meter by just a little bit. Approx: 1 Meter and 1 Inch.

"It is two meterbeaters from here to my locker."
(2 meters and 2 inches)

MeterBeater by Baguji the Great September 10, 2004

Medertated

Farting really hard, and crapping ones pants, HARD

stranger 1: "oh man remember when we were in Texas and Matthew Medertated?"

Stranger 2: "Yeah man it was so sick!"

Medertated by Medertated December 7, 2010

muterate

moobley woobley wack tack

wham dam wom wozzle, muterate.

muterate by Gharglar March 16, 2004

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026