A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation
"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"
" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
An internet multiplayer gamer obsessed with individual performance in group based activities to the exclusion of the overall objective. A player who is so consumed with individual performance excellence in groups, they appear to receive sexual gratification from it.
I am more interested in helping the raid be successful than being a meter beater.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand