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Meterbeater 

1002.54 centimeters farther from the origin in a Cartesian plane. Abbreviated by MBt.
This field is a 10 MBt x 10 MBt cow pen. Very small indeed.
Meterbeater by Caisha Sin'ya November 15, 2004

2 meter beater 

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.
Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!
2 meter beater by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

peterbeater 

One who beats his peter, meat, dick, etc.
pete the peterbeater inspired the chant, "Pete Pete beats his meat"
peterbeater by Team Volvo August 22, 2003

masterbeaters 

A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation
"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"

" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
masterbeaters by Da Running man October 29, 2011

Meter Beater

An internet multiplayer gamer obsessed with individual performance in group based activities to the exclusion of the overall objective. A player who is so consumed with individual performance excellence in groups, they appear to receive sexual gratification from it.
I am more interested in helping the raid be successful than being a meter beater.
Meter Beater by Krazax April 2, 2009