metalpecker 

Woodpecker that pecks on metal objects, especially chimney caps.

The metalpecker woke me up this morning.

metalpecker by chonk cat October 22, 2008

Metalocalypse 

A show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim that premiered on August 6, 2006. Metalocalypse follows the greatest metal band the world has ever known, Dethklok, as they tour around the globe, leaving chaos and destruction in their path. The show was co-created by Tommy Blacha and Brendon Small - who was also the creator of another Adult Swim show, Home Movies.

You catch that new ep of Metalocalypse the other night? Freakin' awesome.

Metalocalypse by AbsolutZero September 12, 2008

Metallocrustomachinaism

The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast.
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email [e-mail]

Dude, I just converted to Metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, I've been worshiping my toaster ever since!

Metallocrustomachinaism by The Prophets February 19, 2009

Meatlocks 

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

Meatlocks by Superdouche January 16, 2010

Metalocalypse 

Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.

If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

Metalocalypse by HarvesterOfSorrow December 13, 2008

meatrocket 

Another euphemism for cock

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

meatrocket by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

Metaprocrastination

Superior procrastination wherein one creates activities for procratination and will then procrastinate on performing their pocrastination activities. It involves deliberate and active procrastination. Activities which are performed while procrastinating are not unrelate, but deliberate and concious acts of procrastination.

I didn't want to write my essay, so I procrastinated. I decided to clean instead of writing my paper, but I didn't have the right cleanser so I needed to go to the store. But it was raining, so I watched some TV while I waited for the rain to stop. Then I feel asleep and didn't finish my essay.

Dude, that was some serious metaprocrastination.

Metaprocrastination by Carolyn Wilson December 11, 2006