menopoop

An uncontrollable urge to poop, experienced during menopause.

She had to wear a diaper sometimes because of her menopoop.

menopoop by i love poop January 29, 2009

Menopopsicle 

When a menopausal coworker selfishly commandeers the thermostat, setting it to about 66 degrees, the result is one where all office employees feel frozen and turn to a menopopsicle state.

“Wow Molly, why is it so cold in here? It’s Stephanie again, she has commandeered the thermostat and is turning us all into menopopsicles! This happens every day”

Menopopsicle by DDshmutzy October 9, 2012