the COOLEST kid on the planet. Whenever a Mahizzle walks in the room you got to be quiet and salute him by yelling, "MAHIZZLE!" But don't do it in Mr. Chapple's class, he doesn't understand it.

Person #1: Mahizzles MY best friend.
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!

(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)

Mahizzle enters the room.

Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room

mahizzle by hey March 13, 2005

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megahitler

n. A measurement of irony, usually used in tandem with irony parity (i.e., ironically doing something ironically, such as killing a jew and rolling your eyes). One megahitler is approximately equivalent to 1,000 SomethingAwful forum posters being incinerated alive, 10 Fark posters breathing, or one Reddit user being born.

Reddit User: WOw, Being an Enlightened Atheist Libertarian sure is Great. And I'm a 90's kid! TooL rocks
Me: That's at least like 1.3 megahitlers right there...
SA Poster: (grinning) I'm hitler

megahitler by pfppfppfffff June 18, 2013

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McGarizzle

A fuckin biyatch - prefferably a bitchy teacher that wears her hair on the side of her head and thinks she's the funniest thing since her face.

Collette McGarrity

McGarizzle by class of 2005 March 28, 2003

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MechIzzle

A real life unicorn. Trusting knowledgeable, caring,genuine, empathetic. A true friend

I played an online game and met a mechIzzle, he showed me true people still exist.

MechIzzle by Fizzle87 January 5, 2025

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