Batman's definitions

furry

A furry is a disillusioned person who claims that their own social ineptness is due to an innate link with the animal world rather than the fact that they're ugly and smell of onions.

Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.

Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.

miaow miaow I'm a cat, lick my ass

by batman June 10, 2005

Abercrombie

A clothing store in which only rich kids, yuppies, preppies, pussies and posers shop at.

Look at that little bitch, trying to fit in by wearing all those preppy clothes. Lets beat his ass.

by Batman April 22, 2005

Kolton

Kolton is rather large (not in the pants), he's normally very friendly and particularly more friendly to his guy friends if you know what I mean. A little on the feminine side and his "shlong" he claims to have is nothing more than a couple inches of chodeness

Who's that new guy?

Oh that's Kolton

Why does he talk like that? Is he gay?

by Batman May 13, 2014

Grayson

A very nice guy. He's particularly good with the ladies, and knows how to please a woman, he is very handsome and athletic and pretty much wins at life. His schlong is a lady killer and if you have a Grayson, make sure to keep him!

"Is that God's brother?"
"No, that's just Grayson"

by Batman June 2, 2014

Casey

A really nice guy that stands by your side no matter what. Appreciates everything you do even if you go through tough times together. And doesn’t let anyone get the best of him through manipulation. And stands out farther than anyone I’ve ever met in my life.

Casey is the best friend I’ve ever met. ~Delani Ross(from North Carolina)

by Batman July 8, 2019

Fuckzoo

Vulgar Slang A place where one goes to get their socks rocked sexualy by an animal of another species.

Dude, I'm totally into sheep, so I'm goin down to the fuckzoo.

by Batman October 19, 2003

twist

Cockney slang for girl. See the Snatch DVD special features for an explanation. Girl rhymes with twirl, as in twist-and-twirl.

I don wanna see that twist's chevy (chase => face) again!

by batman October 20, 2003