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A furry is a disillusioned person who claims that their own social ineptness is due to an innate link with the animal world rather than the fact that they're ugly and smell of onions.
Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.
Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.
Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.
Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.
by batman June 10, 2005
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Get the Abercrombie mug.Kolton is rather large (not in the pants), he's normally very friendly and particularly more friendly to his guy friends if you know what I mean. A little on the feminine side and his "shlong" he claims to have is nothing more than a couple inches of chodeness
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Get the Kolton mug.A very nice guy. He's particularly good with the ladies, and knows how to please a woman, he is very handsome and athletic and pretty much wins at life. His schlong is a lady killer and if you have a Grayson, make sure to keep him!
by Batman June 2, 2014
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A Susannah is a perfect definition of what a woman should be. Susannahs usually have blonde or light colored hair, either dyed or natural. Susannahs usually have amazing personalities and are very sensitive to other peoples feelings. Also their great taste in music makes them highly desirable women. If you date a Susannah, consider yourself lucky, because you might not get the honor again.
A Susannah is a perfect definition of what a woman should be. Susannahs usually have blonde or light colored hair, either dyed or natural. Susannahs usually have amazing personalities and are very sensitive to other peoples feelings. Also their great taste in music makes them highly desirable women. If you date a Susannah, consider yourself lucky, because you might not get the honor again.
Susannah is beautiful
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This is usually seen and performed while driving past the scene of an accident, or any other incident where there are police, firemen or ambulances with lots of flashing lights.
by Batman July 11, 2004
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