McTriple 

An upscale McDouble, the next step for a dollar menunaire. Comes complete with three patties. Number of cheese slices are still being debated.

Ben: Yeah I need three McDoubles.
Voice: You dont just want two McTriples?
Ben: Oh, that works...but how many slices of cheese are on those?

McTriple by Cody and Rudy October 25, 2009

skippy mcnipplehead 

An insult, used to refer to people who no other insult really seems to fit. Reserved for a very special kind of idiot. Easy target for mockery. Entertaining. Dumb as a box of rocks.asshat, wtf, spellchecker.

Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

Hey guys! Check out the skippy mcnipplehead who thinks he's clever. Let's all comment in his LiveJournal and make fun of him.

skippy mcnipplehead by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

McCrapples

The by-product of the near uncontrollable need to to find a toilet after the consumption of McDonalds. May occur to anybody of any age at any time, but is most common the morning after an evening of heavy alcohol intake. Also commonly seen in children, especially during road trips. Side effects include gas and cramping.

Kid: (in car) MOMMY! MOMMY! Pull the car over! I need a bathroom!
Mother: what's wrong? are you going to pee in your pants?
Kid: NO!!! My McCrapples are slipping! HURRY!!

example #2
Dude 1: Nothing hits the spot like McDonalds after a night like that!
Dude 2: Ya Man! We closed that joint- Yikes! Gotta run! I've got to drop McCrapples!
Dude 1: Bathroom is thataway!

McCrapples by rpoo June 20, 2010

McTrippin 

When your girlfriend insists that you pick what to eat and then gets mad at you for picking McDonalds

I took my girlfriend to McDonald's and she had a fit.

"This Bitch is McTrippin!"

McTrippin by Gaming Stitch October 30, 2018

Poofy McNipples 

A name that may be given to someone (usually male) who has incredibly pointy nipples and has many tendencies that suggest homosexuality such as reading Grazia magazine or straightening their hair.

"Man have you seen that guy? He's a right Poofy McNipples"

Poofy McNipples by Ruairidh May 27, 2008

McNipple 

1. a giant nipple that is the size of a McChicken, usually on a fat person.

2. When the people at McDonalds mess up your order and accidentally give you something that you find extremely gross.

1. OMGZORZ DUDE I HEARD TANIS'S MOM HAS MCNIPPLES.

2. Wow, i ordered a McChicken and this is what they gave me? this is a freakin' McNipple.

McNipple by JellyFishies August 6, 2010

Triple McNipple 

When someone has 3 nipples.

Katie was born with a Triple McNipple, although she said it turned into a mole later in life.

Triple McNipple by birtha April 30, 2005