McCrapples

The by-product of the near uncontrollable need to to find a toilet after the consumption of McDonalds. May occur to anybody of any age at any time, but is most common the morning after an evening of heavy alcohol intake. Also commonly seen in children, especially during road trips. Side effects include gas and cramping.

Kid: (in car) MOMMY! MOMMY! Pull the car over! I need a bathroom!
Mother: what's wrong? are you going to pee in your pants?
Kid: NO!!! My McCrapples are slipping! HURRY!!

example #2
Dude 1: Nothing hits the spot like McDonalds after a night like that!
Dude 2: Ya Man! We closed that joint- Yikes! Gotta run! I've got to drop McCrapples!
Dude 1: Bathroom is thataway!

McCrapples by rpoo June 20, 2010

McCrapper 

A restroom facility at a McDonald's restaurant. Travelers who need to pee (or crap) frequently do so at McDonald's and enter the restaurant solely for this purpose, without buying any food.

Thank God there's a McDonald's at the next exit. I really have to use the McCrapper!

McCrapper by m0101 November 18, 2013

McCrippled 

Eating so much McDonalds that y’all will be crippled after

“Travis McCrippled himself after he ate a 20 count nugget, 2 double quarter pounders, and a McFlurry”

McCrippled by DannyDeVitosDaughter September 6, 2023

Penis mcfrappler 

Man who sticks penis in mcfrappe. On top of that it is when he jerks his Weiner back and fourth in your drink, and uses his jizz as a creamer.

"Dude look how the old man in the drive through pulled a penis mcfrappler."
"Yeah man, he stuck all 2 inches in my mcfrappe and creamed in it.

Penis mcfrappler by HEYArnoldPalmer October 28, 2018

Droppy McDropples 

Someone who often drops things.

Jeez Florence that's the third time you dropped your baby. You sure are a Droppy McDropples.

Droppy McDropples by AGENTRHARRIS December 13, 2018

Turdie McCrappeton

A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.

Turdie McCrapperton likes to touch on little girls

Turdie McCrappeton by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003