McCrapples

The by-product of the near uncontrollable need to to find a toilet after the consumption of McDonalds. May occur to anybody of any age at any time, but is most common the morning after an evening of heavy alcohol intake. Also commonly seen in children, especially during road trips. Side effects include gas and cramping.

Kid: (in car) MOMMY! MOMMY! Pull the car over! I need a bathroom!
Mother: what's wrong? are you going to pee in your pants?
Kid: NO!!! My McCrapples are slipping! HURRY!!

example #2
Dude 1: Nothing hits the spot like McDonalds after a night like that!
Dude 2: Ya Man! We closed that joint- Yikes! Gotta run! I've got to drop McCrapples!
Dude 1: Bathroom is thataway!

McCrapples by rpoo June 20, 2010

McCrapold's 

Another name for the restaurant McDonald's phrased as to highlight the instant crap you will have to take after eating the food here. Related to taco shits from Taco Bell.

Just ate some McCrapold's. I'll be in the shitter for a few if you need me.

McCrapold's by chenglan October 1, 2007

McCropolis 

City that has had original cultural identity subsumed by corporate colonisation leaving only a husk.

'London, like most cities, is fast becoming just another McCropolis'

McCropolis by allgoodmatt December 27, 2008