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jj maybank

the funniest person in outerbanks, he will steal your heart in an instant with his sarcastic and flirtatious jokes. he just needs some love and a hug.
lara: jj needs some love
millie: i love that dude
jj maybank is the best surfer ever
in other words mattress back describes a fat person you can use it for all people like if they are skinny you would say you single matback and if they are fat you call them a double matback
Girrrrrrrrup big matback
Matback by misterrrjosh November 3, 2019

jj maybank

Hotter than john b

Fight me
whos hot?
Jj maybank is
jj maybank by Imasimpforuranimegirl September 10, 2020

JJ Maybank

The HOTEST MF OUT THERE! If you searched up this name.... I deaply respect you.
Person 1: Damn! Look at that guy over there! He's hot af
Person 2: WOW!
Person 3: He'll never be as hot as JJ Maybank. Thats sad for him.
JJ Maybank by THISHONEY February 15, 2022

Jj maybank

Hot as shit. Just beautiful also the best person in outerbanks
Jj maybank by Jj is hot September 5, 2021
A grand old car company initial founded by Wilhelm Maybach in 1920 (Maybach himself was one of the founding engineers of Diamler Benz). The original company produced ultira luzury sedans in Germany until it went bankrupt in 1937, at which point it began building airplane engines for the Nazi war machine. The Maybach name has recently been reincarnated by Mercedes Benz as the brand name for its new ultra luxury brand, which currently markets two super luxury sedans, the 57 and 62, each basing at $300K and $350K respectively.
Everyone thinks Maybachs are new, but they aren't.

That Maybach costs more than my house.
Maybach by Duesey December 1, 2003
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