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Matzoh Ball Soup

Friday night after sundown- the Sabbath,
when a man dips his balls into chicken broth
& then inserts them into his partners mouth.
"With the taste of chicken in her mouth I couldn't believe how horny she became when i gave her the Matzoh Ball Soup."
Matzoh Ball Soup by Di-ayn-u January 22, 2005

Matzah Ball Soup 

Pissing in a girls mouth and then dunking your balls inside of her mouth.
Girl: Whats for dinner?

Response: Matzah Ball Soup, now open up bitch!
Matzah Ball Soup by Jew Captain 1 August 14, 2010

sawdy matzoh balls

to use the word sawdy or saudy to describe a Jewish person; an alteration on "sawdy or saudy balls".
Bob: Dude! Did you hear about Matt?
(Jewish boy Matt recently failed a test.)
Joe: Yeah! Man, his parents are going to be so pissed at him!
Bob: I know, right? Sawdy matzoh balls!

Matzo Balled 

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.
If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.
Matzo Balled by $uper $teve February 14, 2010

Matzo Balling 

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
Matzo Balling by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018

Matzah Baller 

A Jewish Playa. In other words, a wealthy successful Jewish thug that overcame his middle-class upbringing.

Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.

Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.

Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.
Lou: Hey did you see those new Jordan's that Abraham was rocking?

Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.

Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!
Matzah Baller by Dirt Swaze November 20, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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