malloc 

malloc() n.

1. Function used for dynamic memory allocation in C
2. Function that should get the shit beaten out of it in C++
3. SUPREME LORD OF ALL EVIL
4. Borland's mom.

"Don't make me come up there and hafta malloc yo' ass"

malloc by Dave E. August 17, 2004

Meatlocks 

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

Meatlocks by Superdouche January 16, 2010

Matlock 

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.

"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."

Matlock by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Mathocide 

The act of completing or overthinking too much math in a certain or specific amount of time and could evidently lead to mass murder

"Did you hear about Tom?", "yea he went on a Mathocide and ripped his teachers foot off and beat the classroom kids with it"

Mathocide by Different May 1, 2014

malocchio 

Italian slang for 'the evil eye.' Basically it has similar meaning to the stink eye, but is scarier because it is given by evil little Italian women who then damn you for eternity for doing them harm, doing their family harm, or going against their will.

"Yeah, but you can't say that to Nonna, or she'll put the malocchio on you."

malocchio by oboemastah August 6, 2008

Toni Matlock easy 

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.

Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.

Toni Matlock easy by afdkbvdl May 5, 2009

matloe 

A sailor; member of the 'Navy'

"In all my years serving as a Matloe, I've never seen a man as drunk as him".

matloe by Matloe Dave January 3, 2008