1. To trip and fall for no reason
"whoa! I almost martined down those steps!"
"When I try to run I always martin."
substitute for referring to LSD. Comes from a song from 80's pop band ABC. Lyrics go: "my name is Martin Fry, F-R-Y. Who needs the moon when we got the staaarrrs!"
Hey man, are we hanging out with Martin tonight?
Who picked up Martin for the weekend?
A person who very sexual and makes inappropriate comments or actions. They usually wear speedos that are disgustingly tight and revealing.
Always said in an English accent.
(See Martin in The Parent Trap when he dances in his speedo)
"Yo, look at that chix huge tits! I'd totally bang her in a minute!" -Lavin (wearing a speedo)
"Me too, man! She's hella hott!" -Victor (also wearing a speedo)
"We are such Maaaartins!" -Lavin (still wearing speedo)
Martin is said when somebody is not funny, says a joke that doesn't make any sense or says something that is hard to believe.
Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dan: Don't know fam, why?
Mark: Because it wanted to!
People who likes to look at good friends have sex while masturbating, rather than having sex himself.
Hey! Don't be a martin sitting there in the corner watching.
'Martin' is used when somebody says a bad joke which nobody found funny. It is said after the joke has been said, to the person who said it.
It is named after a pupil from a school in Kent.
Boy 1: I might go and buy a hotdog..
Boy 2: How hot's the dog?
Boy 1: Martin..
Rubys Left Boob
"Dude look hes such a Martin!" "I know hes so fat!