Hands off the merchandise! 

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

Hands off the merchandise! by QuacksO November 28, 2011

384 Merchandise 

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.

384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.

384 Merchandise by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008

Leon Marchand 

The biggest name in swimming since Michael Phelps. (Trust me he isn’t) He is currently training under Phelps’ old coach Bob bowman and currently gunning for Phelps’ last individual world record.

Barring some unforeseen circumstances, Leon Marchand will break Michael Phelps last individual world record (the 400 Individual Medley) before 2023 is over.

Leon Marchand by S/he’s just a friend January 27, 2023

Oliver Marchant 

Fat chunky cunt, milk titties, tits are bigger than mount Everest, he cracked the ground when his tits fall down, nicknamed Mr Norco.

Her tits are as big as Oliver Marchants

Oliver Marchant by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 16, 2021

Marchanditod 

A condition where physical and mental control is markedly diminished by illicit substances.

“Is Carl okay?” “I don’t know, I’m pretty sure he is marchanditod”

Marchanditod by Flipper_15 October 29, 2022

Marshaun 

the act of imitating or being the best at what you do.

You've been really Marshaun today.

Marshaun by Marshaun February 10, 2008

Marshaun 

A generally smart and Handsome guy

Wow , Marshaun is clever and Handsome! What a guy.

Marshaun by Michael cool guy January 24, 2018