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esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez 

A guy from the dopest Disney channel show, sweet life of Zach and Cody, who works at the Tipton hotel as the bell boy.
Ayo did you see esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez in that green suit today?
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support "hose" for men. Rather than pantyhose that women wear.
My husband had a blood clot in his leg, so he now wears mantyhose every day.

My husband's mantyhose is WAY more expensive than my pantyhose.
mantyhose by oshimama March 10, 2009

Manty Puddle 

(noun.)

A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.

The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
(In a hardware store...)

Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"

Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"

(At a college frat party...)

Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"

Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"

(In a Nursing Home...)

Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"

Grandpa: *Wheezes*

Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*

Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*

Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
Manty Puddle by J.D.elicious April 6, 2009

Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez

Name of the bellboy character in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
He is the from around Peru, has pet chickens in his country, and calls Zack and Cody "little blonde peoples".
He is of hispanic/latino descent.
I wasn't named Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez for nothing!
Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.
John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!
Montoya by Devon December 7, 2014

mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.
"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"
mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012