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Montoya means when someone sticks their dick in between their legs. Montoya is a term for being a total pussy.
Guy: You need to stop being such a Montoya and go on this ride!!

Guy 2: But I'm scared as hell to go on it. Just looking at it makes me want to cry!

Guy 2: Fuck I am being a Montoya!! Ugh!!!
by November 29, 2011
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Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.
John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!
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Someone who is obnoxious. A Montoya is used to describe someone that's a total douche who often thinks they are right when they're actually wrong. A Montoya usually has bitches talking about how how creepy and gross they are.
Guy: That guy just hit my car with hit shopping cart!
Guy 2: Yea he's a total Montoya!
by November 22, 2011
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Montoyas look like fat manly lesbians. A Montoya is most likely someone who is trash. Montoyas are seen as ugly as hell and have pizza faces. Montoyas look like they fell off the ugly tree.
girl: he's so cool!

girl: I know! He's so not a Montoya.
by November 22, 2011
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verb - derived from Juan Pablo Montoya in the NASCAR Sprint circuit, it is the act of putting your car on the underside of an outside car, coming up the bank, tagging the rear quarter panel of the outside car, creating a "pit-maneuver" effect, usually resulting in the spinning of the outside car.
That cop will probably Montoya that Cadillac to end this high speed pursuit.

Looks like Juan is going to Montoya Jeff Burton again, but its okay because new politically correct NASCAR will blame it on Jeff.
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