(In a hardware store...)
Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"
Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"
(At a college frat party...)
1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies
look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"
2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle
or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"
(In a Nursing Home...)
Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"
Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right
is on!" *Theme Music*
Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*
Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends
with a manty puddle..."