The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.
Noun. 1) A slang term used to insult the opposing pitcher of a baseball team. Is reference to the 2001 film Beer League and character Dennis Manganelli.
Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.
Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
Somebody from the New York/ New Jersey area who SHOULD be a Gaints fan, but for whatever reason likes the Dallas Cowboys. (thanks to Artie Lange's movie Beer League)
"Yeah, I like the Dallas Cowboys, so what?"
-"Dude, but you're from North Jersey"
"So what, they're Americas football team"
-"You are such a Mangenelli bro"