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Sleazy Martinelli 

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.
He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

Gabriel Martinelli

Gabriel Martinelli

The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.

roger manganelli 

hott ass bass player from Less Than Jake he also does some vocals
he is also in Rehasher
he has awesome hair. it is the shit.
dammmn i got that new CD and Roger Manganelli has an aweeesome voice!
roger manganelli by Kelcey...! April 10, 2005

Manganelli 

Noun. 1) A slang term used to insult the opposing pitcher of a baseball team. Is reference to the 2001 film Beer League and character Dennis Manganelli.
Hey, let's get this Manganelli out of here!
Manganelli by Texas Jack 500 January 9, 2011

Martinelli Shower 

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.

Mangenelli 

Somebody from the New York/ New Jersey area who SHOULD be a Gaints fan, but for whatever reason likes the Dallas Cowboys. (thanks to Artie Lange's movie Beer League)
"Yeah, I like the Dallas Cowboys, so what?"
-"Dude, but you're from North Jersey"
"So what, they're Americas football team"
-"You are such a Mangenelli bro"
Mangenelli by NDerkacz January 24, 2009