manitals 

Male genitals; the less formal version of genitals and specifically male parts.

Dude, I was playing softball yesterday and I took a one-hopper to the manitals. I can barely walk today!

manitals by wilgary February 9, 2010

maritals 

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

maritals by Coell September 6, 2005

Manitalia 

The genitalia of male sort! Usually found in the pants. Sometimes, though not very rare, found in the pockets. A wonderful stew consisting of meat and potatoes. Can come bald or hairy.

What do you call nuts on the wall? - walnuts
What do you call nuts on the chest?- Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? - Manitalia in your mouth.

Man, my manitalia hurt.

I hate it when you punch me in the manitalia!

Get your manitalia away from me!

I wish my manitalia were bigger.
I wish my manitalia were smaller.

My manitalia is not very happy right now!
You are frustrating my manitalia.

Manitalia by Adam2007 August 23, 2006

Manitash 

A card game played by several old men.

They are playing manitash.

Manitash by GG007 May 22, 2009

Manimals 

Just like Garanimals, but for a man who can't match their shirts with their pants.

Wife: "Honey, I left your work clothes out on the bed for you when you're done with your shower."

Husband: "OK Dear, but you don't need to do that anymore because my mom bought me Manimals. I can now match my clothes without your help just like the kids do."

Manimals by b*tchkittysusan September 23, 2010

Menitals 

The product of an internet ninja gone mad! Often followed by extreme violence and a google cache

Ninja : Dont make me go menitals!
Admin : Menitals isnt a word
Ninja : AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

Menitals by CongoJoe September 6, 2005

Manitalia 

Any form or forms of male genitalia i.e. penis and testicles.

Stacey - "Steve, I'm all hot and bothered... what are you gonna do about it?"

Steve - "Probably whip out my sweet, sweet manitalia..."

Manitalia by TheManDanIsCool May 24, 2005