2 definitions by b*tchkittysusan
"Talk me Home" instead of "Walk me Home".
You ask a friend to talk to you while you're driving to keep you awake.
You ask a friend to talk to you while you're driving to keep you awake.
Phone Rings.... "Hey Mandy, this is Kristie, you have to "Talk Me Home"
Mandy: "What?"
Kristie: "You know....talk to me... to keep me awake while I'm driving."
Mandy: "B*tch, it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep, I have to work tomorrow."
Kristie: "Listen skank, if I fall asleep at the wheel, it'll be totally your fault."
Mandy: "What?"
Kristie: "You know....talk to me... to keep me awake while I'm driving."
Mandy: "B*tch, it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep, I have to work tomorrow."
Kristie: "Listen skank, if I fall asleep at the wheel, it'll be totally your fault."
by b*tchkittysusan August 11, 2010
Wife: "Honey, I left your work clothes out on the bed for you when you're done with your shower."
Husband: "OK Dear, but you don't need to do that anymore because my mom bought me Manimals. I can now match my clothes without your help just like the kids do."
Husband: "OK Dear, but you don't need to do that anymore because my mom bought me Manimals. I can now match my clothes without your help just like the kids do."
by b*tchkittysusan September 22, 2010