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To totally screw up any item of hardware beyond use by allowing it into the hands of the aforementioned person, and although no obvious errors were made on his part, the malky factor takes over resulting in total failiure. This ability to destroy anything put in front of him baffles even the most intelligent persons, and reasearch is being counducted into how this can be done regardless of any care taken over preparation.
Argh, you just malkyed my RAM.
by Dogcatfish February 27, 2005

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