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a female horse. john loves to have sex with mares
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Nov 8, 2003
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Slang for marebeshaw. "that Mare really loves her Drewbeanpoochachskoo."
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Short for "nightmare".
Bad luck. Unfortunate circumstances. Usually "having a mare". Having a bad day - "Dude, I'm having a MARE!"
Watching sports on TV - "Oh, man, Yao Ming's having a MARE!" |
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To party "Get your pare face on"
"Let's go mare" "It's gonna be such a mare" |
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A woman who meets at least three of the following five qualities:
1. Between the ages of 35 and 60 2. Is a lesbian 3. Is heavy set 4. Works in various service industries including postal worker, bank teller, plumber, firefighter, construction worker, and/or Wal-Mart greeter 5. Has a short, manly haircut As a bonus way to identify a Mare, many Mares often enjoy enjoy eating at Ryan's buffet, or "the trough." They can also be spotted wearing sweatpants, plaid, moo moos, and wrangler jeans. See also: Filly Kid: "Hey Dad, did Sparky bite that old man who brings our mail again?"
Dad: "No son, that was just a Mare. Her hide is tougher than a thousand sheets of steel." |
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"Is that horse a stallion?"
"No, she`s a mare" "I let three goals in today, i had a proper mare of a game!" "That Shirley Bagthwaite is a proper dirty mare!" |
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