Originating in Glasgow / West Coast of Scotland, a term for slashing someone with a straight razor, usually across the face. Comes from the dubious rhyming slang of Malky (Malcolm) Fraser, Razor.

Has extended over the years to mean simply giving someone a 'doing' - beating them up - or a 'Glesga kiss' - a headbutt - and has also expanded throughout Scotland and into the North East of England.
"You wahnt malkied, ya ****?"
"You are headin for a malky, any mare o your p**h"
by Dieme Kortone May 10, 2021
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That was some malky he gave him, his nose exploded and then he hit the deck.
by Malcom the Malky July 4, 2013
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Smart, loving, loyal, compassionate, wise woman with a heart of gold. Whoever is married to a Malky is the luckiest man in the world. Israeli Malkys are the best, but they're all good. They age really slowly, and always look young. They're also amazing wives & moms.
I gotta find myself a woman named Malky.
by taybbb January 22, 2022
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A non-PC slang term used to describe someone of oriental appearance. Thought to have originated in West Edinburgh.
Check that Malky over there in his pimped Corrado, Braaaaap!
by Talcum March 31, 2008
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Local to the West Coast of Scotland (especially Glasgow) & having been used since the late 1960's/early 1970's to describe in slang terms, the act of head butting another individual (see also Malky)

I'm led to believe that it's also been used in printed stories & rhymes, again locally in the Glasgow/West of scotland area, by the likes of the Glaswegian poet & wordsmith, Liz Lochhead, (who was invited to read some of her work to my schools drama classes, during the school year 1981 - 82).
"...Ho, see that dobber over there that's lookin at me oot the corner o his eye, he's gettin a dose o the malkies afff a me, if he doesn'y gee it a by."
by Mmalkie May 20, 2006
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A seriously bad thing to happen to you. If you get 'malkied' then you will have been thumped raucously about the body in a fashion not dissimilar to that of a poor unfortunate referee who has bad mouthed the captain of a particularly large rugby squad.
"Ah geid him the malky an he stood there flat out on the grun."

"Ho! Come back here till Ah malky ya, ya bass!"
by Dangerous Malky February 3, 2004
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Whole meal, Not a snack. Full package and loved by all. Sweetest and spunkiest cute girl around.
That girl is a total Malki!, Get yourself a girl like Malki! you'll never go back
by funfacts011 October 22, 2018
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