maised

1. under the influence of alcohol, drunk

-Synonyms 1. drunk, fucked, pissed

-Antonyms 1. sober

Mate, I was so maised last night.

Are you going to get maised tonight?

maised by bullandw May 26, 2008

mavised 

"When one gets so drunk that they have to be carried into their home by four people"

Girl: are you getting drunk tonight?
Girl 2: fuck getting drunk, I'm getting mavised

mavised by Charloe April 11, 2016

Fission Mailed

Originated from Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty. What is different is that they changed the first two letters in order to confuse the player. Sometimes used on messageboards to show defeat or total pwnage.

"That sign said Mission Failed so I turned the power off."

"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!

Fission Mailed by SCANK April 18, 2005

Maisey 

A beautiful girl who will always help a friend out. She's kind, loving, and loves to have a good time, but she hates when she messes things up. Maisey also has a tendency to be random, loud, and spacey, but she hates if people point that out. She also tends to take things a little too personally. She loves music, people, love, and life in general. Overall, Maisey is a beautiful girl, in looks and in personality, and she's a good person to have in your life.

maisey is thee bomb

Maisey by aslf;ja;l July 7, 2012

Maished

A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.

wow, that guy is so maished

lets get maished this weekend

this guy is always maished

Maished by big T's December 2, 2011

Maisey 

A gorgeous bombshell. All the guys want her. Maisey is cute and adorable. She also is the life of the party, knows how to have fun, and loves to love. A very beautiful girl. She'll make you feel amazing. She's amazing.

Everyone loves Maisey!

Maisey by thatonedude78 September 6, 2011

Maisenbach 

Verb. To grow facial hair and hook up with a girl then shave so she doesnt recognize you.

Joey: Sweet fu-manchu man.
Ben: Yeah man I plan to Maisenbach some girl tonight.

Maisenbach by brOTC December 3, 2011