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Fission Mailed
Originated from Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty. What is different is that they changed the first two letters in order to confuse the player. Sometimes used on messageboards to show defeat or total pwnage.
"That sign said Mission Failed so I turned the power off."
"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!
"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!
Fission Mailed by SCANK April 18, 2005
Maisey
A beautiful girl who will always help a friend out. She's kind, loving, and loves to have a good time, but she hates when she messes things up. Maisey also has a tendency to be random, loud, and spacey, but she hates if people point that out. She also tends to take things a little too personally. She loves music, people, love, and life in general. Overall, Maisey is a beautiful girl, in looks and in personality, and she's a good person to have in your life.
Maished
A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.
Maisey
A gorgeous bombshell. All the guys want her. Maisey is cute and adorable. She also is the life of the party, knows how to have fun, and loves to love. A very beautiful girl. She'll make you feel amazing. She's amazing.
Maisey by thatonedude78 September 6, 2011
Maisenbach
Maisenbach by brOTC December 3, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"