macroshaft 

Degratory term for Microsoft. Also refer to micro$oft and microshaft

My stupid macroshaft computer broke down AGAIN!!!!!

macroshaft by Lord_Hellraiser May 31, 2005

Microshafted 

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

Microshafted by symonsez March 31, 2003

Microshaft 

Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"

Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again

Microshaft by lore November 13, 2003

Microshaft 

The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.

Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!

Microshaft by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009

microshaft 

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

microshaft by tom December 18, 2003

Microshaft 

unusually small penis

I had to ditch that dude - he had microshaft

Microshaft by Schizo319 April 20, 2006

macshaft

v. to bungle an otherwise straightforward task, to demonstrate incompetence.

"I was trying to parallel park the other day, but I machshafted it halfway through and ran over a parking meter."

macshaft by wiredroach March 24, 2005