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Microshaft 

Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"
Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again
Microshaft by lore November 13, 2003

Microshaft 

The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.
Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!
Microshaft by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009

microshaft 

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth
I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness
microshaft by tom December 18, 2003

Microsofted 

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc
Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"
Microsofted by Dinged June 17, 2013

Microshaft 

unusually small penis
I had to ditch that dude - he had microshaft
Microshaft by Schizo319 April 20, 2006

Microsofted 

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.
I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.
Microsofted by L'Agneau October 18, 2018