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Manafucked

When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.
*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort
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malafunkshun 

1. A word commonly used on the island of Guam to describe anything or anyone that is messed up not working or dumb. Also used when making a joking comment or describing someone who does something stupid.

2. A popular radio trio on the island of Guam.
"My tv is malafunkshun." "Joe acts like a monkey! That guy is malafunkshun!"
malafunkshun by mark_alan August 9, 2006
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manaforte 

A seductive criminal specialty involving greed, self-promotion, and peddling access to power, devised to fuel a gilded lifestyle.
His manaforte for padding his own resume and pocketbook led him from pinnacle to pit in a very short timeframe.
manaforte by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2018
A loud brash supporter of Donald Trump ,seen on the news after some awful incident, against wearing a Red Make America Great Again ball cap or with a vehicle covered in proTrump /right wing /Anti Clinton stickers.
That guy who mailed all those pipe bombs th Obama , Hillary and George Soros what a Magafuck, not as horrid as those Magafucking Nazis at Charlottesville but awful indeed.
Magafuck by Canute Wartooth January 23, 2019

Majafection 

When Maja does anything she does it to perfection.
More generally, everything that is beyond perfection can be qualified as Majafection
"- Good Lord, this aMajazing

- Nope, it's Majafection!"
Majafection by Jiji_ September 19, 2023
The all in one excuse, whine, and expression of disgust from a top notch slacker. The moan of an extremely lazy person when confronted with a request to do work.
I asked Nick to help me clean up the mess he made. All I heard him say was, "Come on, maaaaaan, I gotta go do something right now."
maaaaaan by Sick MikeyG October 9, 2020

määär 

A swedish term for more, but with letter ä insted of e it's meaning is that you want to smoking more weed, the previous amount weed smoked is irrevelant. often followed by several shouts saying määär.
-Daamn, i'm wasted
-I WANT määär!!
-MÄÄÄ!!!
määär by kadish October 22, 2011