Luftmensch

(from German/Yiddish: "air person", "human being in the air" - plural, where it exists, is Luftmenschen). The opposite of a materialist, may be the opposite of an achiever too. Someone whose strengths and pursuits are non-practical (may indeed be helplessly handless), not related to any sort of business or worldly gain. May be a shlemihl, may be a useless sort of geek. Is very likely to have an interest in things of the intellect and/or the spirit, art, music and philosophy. May at best be a source of knowledge and wisdom for others, even if an exasperation to those closest to him/her, and indeed himself/herself. For sociological reasons, usually male.

If your head is often in the clouds, and you don't even think you can live on air, you are probably a Luftmensch.

A Luftmensch is a good friend for holistic, unbiased and unpushy advice, and useless as a breadwinner.

Luftmensch by purple_people_eater October 8, 2008

Leftbench 

A football player that gets no playing time and gets roasted by the whole team including the coaches. A person who is underweight and unathletic in all sports and is meant to sit on his ass and read.

I've been going to practice every day and I earned my spot as a, Leftbench

Leftbench by BBD2023 June 9, 2018

Luftmensch

An impractical, yet contemplative person

Person 1: "Hmm, should I save five dollars on the bus by walking 10 miles home in the rain?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me, stop being such a luftmensch."

Luftmensch by Shortyish January 20, 2021