LongSmack
Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.
LongSmack by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011
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Pipi Longstocking that hoe
when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.
Pipi Longstocking that hoe by grand master third June 7, 2009
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Longstroking
Deep, rhythmic penetrations during intercourse. Usually performed by an extraordinarily hung bull. May be anal or vaginal.
Antonym: Jackrabbiting.
Antonym: Jackrabbiting.
Dude, your girlfriend went to the Hamptons and told you not to come? You know there's some bull longstroking her ass to death as we speak.
Longstroking by Almanaseer January 21, 2008
Pippi Longstocking
Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.
Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.
Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.
I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?
Pippi Longstocking by The Pippi Coalition September 20, 2011
Pimpy Longcocking
Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
Pimpy Longcocking by kel the dog August 6, 2010
teach her the longstroke
To have vaginal intercourse with a girl
Ned: Damn, son, you gone out 2 times and haven't gotten nothin' yet?
Bob: Nah, she's a good girl. But I'm hoping to teach her the longstroke tonight.
Bob: Nah, she's a good girl. But I'm hoping to teach her the longstroke tonight.
teach her the longstroke by Johnny Narckins May 1, 2008