5 definitions by Almanaseer

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An overweight hippy.
No way I'm taking home that hippo. She reeks of patchouli and probably hasn't shaved her bush since the 90s.
by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

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Deep, rhythmic penetrations during intercourse. Usually performed by an extraordinarily hung bull. May be anal or vaginal.

Antonym: Jackrabbiting.
Dude, your girlfriend went to the Hamptons and told you not to come? You know there's some bull longstroking her ass to death as we speak.
by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

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When someone attempts to befriend a wealthy person of the same sex in order to benefit from their wealth.
Did you see how he was practically sucking off Mumbai Mike? He's such a Hetero Gold Digger.
by Almanaseer January 20, 2008

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A MySpace user who constantly changes default picture, display name, profile design, or adds comments in an attempt to gain the attention of others, usually an ex or a crush. (A reference to being "on tilt" in poker)
She's changed her default pic 3 times today and now it's back to the original! She's totally on MySpace tilt.
by Almanaseer January 20, 2008

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A movement focused on persuading others to eat excessive amounts of unhealthy or undesirable food, for the purpose of entertaining spectators.
Ahmed: Hey John, wanna watch Pierre try to eat 50 chicken nuggets? I offered him a $50 prize if he can do it.

Chris: Absolutely! Now that is one good Muffin Project.
by Almanaseer February 11, 2008

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