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longback 

1. A term used to describe women who lack a definable posterior.
1a. A girl/woman with noassatall syndrome.
1b. The opposite of bootilicious.
1c. Lacking in the booty department. A person devoid of a sufficient amount of jelly in the booty, giving the appearance of their back extending further than it really does. Hence, longback.
I've seen black girls, latin girls, and even white girls that got that booty. But asian girls? They're mostly longbacks.

Ray: "Damn...I need some ass tonight!...let's see...
Mike: "Hey what about that one over there? *points to some 45 yr old woman*
Ray: "Ew what? She's not even a MILF. You tryna sabotage me?? She's a longback for christ sake!"
longback by Anubikai April 1, 2006
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Longback 

To have no arse. Just a long back.
Check that girl out!

Fuck that longback you'll break her!
Longback by Gox888 May 6, 2019

Longback 

A being with an overly lengthy back that sways in a snake like motion while walking
That dog is a real longback
He looks like one of those longbacks
Longback by hammy2024 July 31, 2024

longback jack 

a guy with an abnormally long spine, usually can be found in biology classes being tormented for his unfortunate state and is commonly associated with grapes.
'hey longback jack ford, how did you manage to get in the door?!'
longback jack by clomofo January 7, 2010

Becky Longback 

A white woman who has no ass, hips or thighs
Did you see that Becky Longback the other day? She has no backside for days

long back 

When a girl has no ass
Paris Hilton has a long back, she needs to lay accross the toilet seat so she dont fall in.
long back by Joey from SD January 4, 2004

Captain LongSack 

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.
Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”