Online geek talk for "lots of giggles".
A girly way of saying "lol" (laugh out loud).
Girly 1: "I think Bon Jovi is hot"
Girly 2: "log"
Girly 1: "log"
by 5car June 01, 2005
Top Definition
To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.
She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it.
#cockslap #praise #donkeypunch #bitchslap #pimpslap
by whorrorshow May 04, 2007
1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!
"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"
by El-Keter October 10, 2002
A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!
#constipation #toilet #straining #turtlehead #poop
by Mickeymysterious1 April 24, 2009
A large piece of timber.
Hey look, it's a large piece of timber, also known as a log.
by MuzlFlash September 01, 2003
Slang term for girls
Logs are everywhereeee!!
#female #girl #woman #g #bitches
by sex appeal striped shirt July 05, 2011
a standard looking tube-shaped poo.
Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!
#log #noun #poop #a #standard
by bread infection November 29, 2009
state of being a dead weight in the morning after a night of drinking
"What's Amani doing?...it's 3 pm!"

"Being a log."
#logging #logged out #drunk #logged #logs
by Log's roommate March 23, 2010
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