the best toy in the history of toys, advertised on the ren and stimpy
show. produced by toy company "Blammo!"
It rolls down stairs, rolls over
in pairs, rolls over your
neighbor's dog.. fits great
back, it's great
for a snack, it's LOG LOG LOG! it's LOG, LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! it's LOG, it's LOG, it's better than bad, it's GOOD! everyone wants
a LOG, you're gonna love your
LOG, everyone needs a LOG, LOG, LOG, LOG!