log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

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LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show
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a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.
by Jay May 10, 2003
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1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety
1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
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A pack of 5 tins of chewing tobacco that you buy from the store such as a gas station or grocery store.
Hey Joe, pick me up a log of Skoal mint at the gas station
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Definition: cigarette.

variations include but are not limited to loggum shlog logga shlogga loggumbop shliggum shlig loag shloganopolis stoagie
I need to get another pack of shloggums
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1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.

2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.

3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
by Goatlips July 23, 2008
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1. A large piece of wood cut from a tree.
2. A Giant, Cylindric Poo that plugs the toilet.
3. Toy manufactured by blammo
1. "I live in a log cabin"
2. " Holy Sh*t! That log hurt my butt a lot!"
3. It's Log, LOG, It's great, it's funny, it's Wood!"
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