Nastia Liukin 

Fierce gymnast. HBIC. Won 5 medals at the 2008 Olympics, including the gold for all-around. She would have won more golds if it weren't for the 12 year old Chinese girls.

Did you watch gymnastics last night?

Yeah! Nastia Liukin was robbed of the gold by a fetus.

Nastia Liukin by asdfsesrtg October 21, 2008

Nastia Liukin 

1. 2008 Olympic Women's All-Around Gymnastics Champion.
2. The most beautiful human female who ever has or ever will exist.

-Nastia Liukin won Women's All-Around!
-Is that the Nastia Liukin who is the most beautiful human female ever?
-Yeah, same one.

Nastia Liukin by YAR! A pirate! September 16, 2010

Nastia Liukin 

1. A famous American gymnast.
2. To push up on a girl's pussy.

1. Did you see Nastia Liukin's vault?
2. Did you know you can't go Nastia Liukin on a dude.

Nastia Liukin by tf44 October 22, 2008

boot-licking toady 

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

licking the sheep's fur 

Shooting up a school

Hey man, I got so hard from licking the sheep's fur!

licking the sheep's fur by Keklamo May 5, 2020

tongue licking 

Tongue licking is the sexual act of one person licking another persons tongue. Usually occurs during some type of sexual activity when the traditional French kissing is no longer able to satisfy an intense sexual drive.

Michelle was so horny last night. She even did some tongue licking when she was riding my cock.

tongue licking by Skadoosh June 19, 2008

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020