lingbie 

A black zombie sheep from Kansas City who surreptitiously competes in the sport of cunnilingus and sometimes falls prey to slimy dinner proposals.

She saw him approaching from across the meatpacking warehouse and instantly smelled a lingbie. The lines he threw would have never picked up a real lady, but the way he put her down...well, that was his saving grace.

lingbie by sonother April 13, 2009

lingfield college 

lingfield college (previously known as lingfield notre dame) isn’t even a college yet for some reason that’s what it’s called. it’s full of kids who want to get a good education but aren’t rich enough to go to a good private school. all the teachers are wankers lol and all the kids are too. it’s not a good school and we all can’t wait until we get out of it. but i mean we get 8 weeks summer holiday !

kid: you know lingfield college?
kid 2: yeah it’s full of wankers and cheap slags lol

lingfield college by chris hare mind boggler January 12, 2019

Lingfield Notre Dame School

A pretty good school that has mediochre facilities and should be turned into an awesome paintball site. It is also called LNDS for short but that is just a bit gay!

Weird guy: Hey! Do you go to Lingfield Notre Dame School?
Weird Student: Yeah I do!
Weird guy: What's it like?
Weird Student: Well it recently had a pedo walking round the site, randomly talking to people and suspiciously watching them whilst hiding in nearby trees and hedges!
Weird guy: That was me!!

Lingfield Notre Dame School by ShaneMcDo September 20, 2011

lingie dingie 

a crunk person who is asleep.

"Andrew! You crunk ass pirate! Wake up you lingie dingie!"

lingie dingie by Gia Rae August 20, 2006

Lingie 

When you suck your own penis until you cum in your mouth.

Call me weird, but I decided to lingie myself last night.

Lingie by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

lingjie 

A first name for a sweet and bright young lady. She is detail-oriented, capable, emphatic, and ambitious. To be a Lingjie is to be more perfect than perfect.

She is Lingjie?
Of course, see how sweet and intelligent she is!

lingjie by mary3344 July 31, 2019

Lingbing 

a dad named lingon
who beats his child, is bipolar and is in a questionable relationship with his ex boyfriend

and i love him

person 1; "i love lingbing"
person 2; "but he's a cri-"
person 1; "shut"

Lingbing by Cuwio March 3, 2022