The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.
She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.
by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011
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A phrase to yell when things are not going well.
When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."
by nachoworm February 19, 2010
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When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.
I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.
by Prof. Ed Monds July 28, 2007
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he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife
by johnson August 3, 2003
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A limp is a simp but the only thing simps take is L's, so replace the s with l
yo this dude corny as fuck bro he limping so hard rn, I aint wanna be friends with no limp.
by extreme chadman January 5, 2022
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Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.
That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.
by Riz February 23, 2004
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A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way
Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!
by hosio March 6, 2009
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