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59 definitions by johnson

 
1.
XD
A laughing face. Hey, it's better than lol.
When I was walking to the mall my friends got hit by a car and were killed XD
by Johnson March 29, 2003
 
2.
Um...no it doesn't.
"Microsoft Works is the world's greatest oxymoron."
by johnson December 19, 2003
 
3.
1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America.
2. Someone who does nothing but sit around.
Lump is a great song.
by JOHNSON October 20, 2003
 
4.
A country in eastern europe formerlly part of the Soviet Union. They have a pretty good olympic hockey team.
Capital: Minsk
I went to Belarus last year.
by JOHNSON November 10, 2003
 
5.
The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.
My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.
by JOHNSON October 19, 2003
 
6.
weak
he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife
by johnson August 03, 2003
 
7.
A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.
Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.
by JOHNSON October 17, 2003