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he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife
by johnson August 03, 2003
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Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.
That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.
by Riz February 23, 2004
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by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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tim struggling to maintain an erection
by tim June 29, 2003
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LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.
"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"

"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"
by Fail Whale IV February 10, 2010
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A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way
Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!
by hosio March 06, 2009
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1. flaccid

2. a way of walking after being boofed
1. Being limp doesn't matter if your the bitch anyway!

2. You'd limp too if you took on all 10 inches at once!!
by Ben Dover November 07, 2003
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