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a guy that walks out on his marriage & four kids.
A 50 year man that needs viagra to get his limp dick up for his boss.
by 6081 October 01, 2012
Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed
So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?
by Hizzle November 15, 2004
A dude who can't get 'it' up during sexual intercourse.
"Omg, Johnny is a limp dick!"
by bombshizzx3 June 15, 2009
husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife
1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!

2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.
by limpdickwife May 15, 2009
The inability to please women due to having a small or limp cock. Being put on blast for public humiliation after not being able to please a woman.
Synonyms Chad Neal, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagon ...
Chad Neal has a small limp dick; just ask Amy and Tracie.
by Nino8four February 02, 2010
when someone trys to have sex and can't get hard
Julia "coty lets have sex "
coty "okay juilia, shoot i cant get hard"
julia " aww coty you have limpdick
coty" poop youre right"
by penisrocket June 16, 2009
A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.
James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
by Jbraat November 03, 2011
The male version of a "Basic Bitch".
Courtesy of Jessica Doherty: "Those guys seemed cute at first, but when they started quoting 'Wedding Crashers' I realized they're just a couple of limp dicks."
by luckyboywonder June 13, 2014