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n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection
Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!
by Ajones April 17, 2003
1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man
Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.
by Light Joker May 20, 2006
Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt
Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass
by Dreesey January 14, 2007
Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed
So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?
by Hizzle November 15, 2004
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