Limp dick face

The male version of “resting bitch face.”

He has taken flack for what some have called his limp dick face.

by Man o’ War December 19, 2017

Lenny limp Dick

a lenny with a suprisingly saggy and or limp genitalia

"Look at that limp dick over there" as he points to the phacid penis over yonder.

"Oh thats nothing but the no good Lenny limp Dick."

by Lenny Limpy December 13, 2013

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 6, 2015

Limp Dick Syndrome

Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."

LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."

"It's OK, honey, it's just LDS."

"Limp Dick Syndrome. Not a problem since I found Cialis."

by wordsforlife1 August 14, 2011

limp dick fuck

To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.

Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

Limp Dick Motherfucker

Term attached to any male friend who repeatedly is unable to "man-up" in a variety of life situations.

When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.

Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.

Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"

by TopShelf72 August 11, 2009

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 6, 2015