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Lemon Squeezer 

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Someone that gives you hand jobs.
I could use a lemon squeezer.
Lemon Squeezer by Party Crashers October 12, 2009
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lemon squeezer 

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Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.
Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.
lemon squeezer by allstar666 June 21, 2005
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lemon squeezer • lemon squeeze • lemon squeazer • the lemon squeeze • The Italian lemon squeeze • lemon berry squeeze • squeezed lemon • squeezed lemon effect • Squeeze lemon drop • squeeze the lemon

Lemon Squeezer 

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'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'
Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?
Lemon Squeezer by Windowshopper July 18, 2019
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Lemon Squeezer 

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A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.
"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"
Lemon Squeezer by greenjuice November 24, 2009
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lemon squeezer 

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when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer
after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro
lemon squeezer by wonderbread January 20, 2005
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Lemon Squeeze

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A "dove-tail" or "beaver tail" safety on a handgun such as a 1911
Oh shit he got da lemon squeeze on da .45
Lemon Squeeze by Roofingmonkey316 November 28, 2016
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Lemon Squeeze

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It's like a backwards melon bag.
What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?
Lemon Squeeze by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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