Top Definition
1. manner, disposition, feeling, position, etc., with regard to a person or thing; with negative and or condescending overtones.
2. position or posture tending to be of a lethargic nature.
3. The effort to make the irrelevant and inane a focus of meaningless conversation.
4. Indecision when leading one through complex tasks.
He sent me the files but with a hint of Lehrmantude.

She walks with so much Lehrmantude.

The man displayed textbook Lehrmantude when he proclaimed “Cut the Red wire,,,………. But before you do you must cut the Green wire.”
by JoBob99 November 13, 2007

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