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lasercorning 

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going
me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning
lasercorning by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017
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Leadership Center for Science and Engineering. Also known as: Lots of Crying and Sadness Everyday.

Throughout the four brutal years of the gruesome high school specialty program known as LCSE, students will develop many incredibly useful life skills, such as public speaking, problem solving, differentiating trigonometric functions, calculating net ionic equations, and ultimately battling with severe depression and suicidal thoughts.
Despite the high number of students that drop out of the program, those that persevere and finish all four years are often rewarded with elite college acceptances, large scholarships, chronic sleep disorders, and drastic childhood trauma.
"Hey man were you in LCSE?"
"Yeah dude, all four years! 10/10 would suffer again!"

"I heard Karen's child is entering the LCSE program!"
"Yeah, how great is that! They're going to be such a nice empty shell of a human being if they finish all four years!"
LCSE by Theodore R. November 17, 2019

the sun is a deadly laser 

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

deadly laser 

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.
"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"
deadly laser by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Fookin Laser Sights 

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.
Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"
Fookin Laser Sights by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

Laser shark 

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.
In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.
Laser shark by tonbird February 2, 2010