Leadership Center for Science and Engineering. Also known as: Lots of Crying and Sadness Everyday.
Throughout the four brutal years of the gruesome high school specialty program known as LCSE, students
will develop many incredibly useful life skills, such as public speaking, problem solving, differentiating trigonometric functions, calculating
net ionic equations, and ultimately battling with severe depression and suicidal thoughts.
Despite the
high number of students that drop out of the program, those that persevere and finish all four years are often rewarded with elite
college acceptances, large scholarships, chronic
sleep disorders, and drastic childhood trauma.
"Hey man were you in LCSE?"
"Yeah
dude, all four years! 10/10 would suffer again!"
"I heard
Karen's
child is entering the LCSE program!"
"Yeah, how great is that! They're going to be such a nice empty shell of a human being if they finish all four years!"