lard

fat on youre back occaisionly transparent

youre moms got lots a lard

by ashlie vicky September 20, 2005

lard

someone who is being stupid, annoying, bad a something, or their just fat and eat everything

EXAMPLE 1:

Dylan: dude Connor ate all of our food.

Kyle: dude he's lardy

EXAMPLE 2:

Dylan: dude Eathan is hella annoying and only eats fucking goldfish.

Kyle: wow what a freaking lard....

by lardlover October 17, 2011

lard

Gavin Lee's cum. Lovely.

Amy Rose likes lard., in her mouth.

by Szene Kid December 3, 2006

Lard On

An erection that is between 25% and 75% of full strength. Also called a semi.

Last night I had a lard on and had trouble entering Roxie.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

lard on

The state of arousal felt by a fat person when they near a pie shop, burger bar or other food outlet.

Jono was doing so well, but as he passed Greggs, he got such an uncontrollable lard on that he simply had to rush inside and buy four steak slices, three pasties and a bag of doughnuts. The twat.

by Westy1980 August 18, 2006

lard-by

Like a drive-by, but with a block of lard.

The act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. The vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. It is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has hit the designated target.

Me and Jimmy done a lard-by on a group of chavs from his mum's car last night. We got the lard from asda so it only cost us 12 pence.

by PandaEff March 3, 2011

Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.

Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?

by jomommascookies August 23, 2009