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A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!
"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"
by elese, em, milly & shannon January 27, 2009
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someone who is being stupid, annoying, bad a something, or their just fat and eat everything

Dylan: dude Connor ate all of our food.

Kyle: dude he's lardy


Dylan: dude Eathan is hella annoying and only eats fucking goldfish.

Kyle: wow what a freaking lard....
by lardlover October 17, 2011
3 10
animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing
Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!
by meaniewtf June 08, 2009
7 14
An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.
"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
by Mitch Martin August 08, 2007
13 22
An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.
Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.
by gongkia December 27, 2003
26 35

2. A quantity of food (or drink) which may contain caffeine or carbohydrate. It will serve to keep a man on his feet & keep him able to complete the working day.
"If I don't get a cup of lard in me then I will probably die".

"Lard on". (Usually proclaimed upon arriving home after work).

by Stuey Atrium December 03, 2003
8 17
See Also - Mcdonalds
"I'm gonna go get me a lard"
by Therapist_ July 03, 2005
9 19