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(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.
Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
by jomommascookies August 22, 2009
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To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.
John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.
by Zymotik May 15, 2007
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1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.
This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.
by jabba the slut October 10, 2011
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